roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high
Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
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Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.
“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”
by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018
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Roasting jasmin day

Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day
by Oh my mu April 29, 2022
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum
Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast
by collien May 29, 2007
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Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead
The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts
by Spudatron November 30, 2024
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Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.
"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024
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