Animal Rights

See Joke or Fallacy

First of all, don't get me wrong i support 100% for the protection and proper treatment of all animals on this earth. But Seriously...rights for animals? Animal Rights are a joke, simply because if we gave animals rights, they would inherent moral responsibilities along with it, since animals are not intelligent enough and/or don't have the cognitive ability to understand what moral responsibilites are. Also becuase moral responsibilities are a phenomena developed for humans by humans and will NEVER exisit or apply to any other species. In essence if animals were given rights "they would go to animal jail for shiting and fucking all over the shiting fucking place" (Pen & Teller) also for killing each other and other animals. Think about it, do you think humans REALLY really beilieve they should be compared and/or held equally or higher to a dog that likes to use its tongue as toilet paper?

Also one more thing, PETA and ALF state that medical research and experiment should be banned and dont apply for humans.

Here is my response: Humans have lungs and a heart, dogs have lungs and a heart. 80%-90% of all medical research and knowledge has been made possible BECAUSE OF ANIMAL TESTING, IT IS A NECCESARY EVIL.

by Ozzzz April 8, 2007

right

In England: During information-gathering conversations, "right" is an unconsciously uttered filler word that precedes the response to a question. The duration of the utterance is directly related to the assuredness of the response that follows. Short utterances indicate that respondents are confident of their answers. Drawn-out utterances denote that respondents have less confidence in their answers. When the pronunciation is drawn-out excessively, respondents are signaling that they do not know the correct answer, yet feel obliged to respond anyway.

"How many eggs should I use in this quiche?"

"Right. Three eggs ought to be enough."

"What is the most direct route to Scarborough Fair?"

"Ri-i-i-ght. I believe you follow this road to a roundabout, and go west."

"Is the library open on Sunday?"

"Ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight. I do remember a time when the library was open seven days a week."

by Alan Cantor July 21, 2008

Is right

"Is right" is the term used by people who agree with something that is said. Generally used by 'hip' teenagers and people who just generally think they're cool.

Tom: "Oh man, check the tits on her..."
Jack: "Dude, she's hot"
Tom: "Is right"

by AllyKayyy July 8, 2009

womans rights

The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.

Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."

Alternate Example:

Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*

by CrowTard April 16, 2006

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.

If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.

by Corn Is Tasty July 13, 2009

Righ?

One of the sexiest guys alive, Talented guitarist of Mindless Self Indulgence, Slightly self-destructive.

Dude, Little Jimmy Urine just kicked Righ?'s guitar up into his face and pissed on him.

by stupidfairygirl April 23, 2005

righteous bitch

Someone that speaks bluntly, honestly, and cares deeply about you and you them.

Tracy is a Righteous Bitch

by Rock-a-Squin September 13, 2013