Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

Pony

The word ‘pony’ is newcastle/geordie slang to describe something that is bad.

pedro - “look at me new skeets wor kid”

jeremiah - “fuck off man there pure pony them man ked!”

by PinkNobCheeze69 December 05, 2018

pony

a pony

i love ponies
a pony is a midget horse

by I HATE MIKAHEL February 11, 2024

Pony

Short for ponytail.

A woman’s hairstyle where all the hair is tied together, resembling that a of pony’s tail.

Ariana Grande’s edges are going straight into the trash wearing all those high ponies all the time.

It was too hot out, so I tied my hair into a pony.

by feministkilljoy February 09, 2019

pony

tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man

- mayatheplant

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."

by maya yuh June 04, 2021

pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.

Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.

by TheOnlineGexMaster July 15, 2024