piss ignorant

Doing something that you think will make work easier but having your boss tell you that you are a dumbass until the crack fog clears and you can continue doing your job. Most people that are piss ignorant are short guys that wear 1988 calculator watches, wear a rain suit on a dry summer day, generally any oilfield hand or no matter what they do is never good enough or never right in decision making
What are you doing cleaning that pipe wrench?
It was dirty as hell
That's fucking piss ignorant
by RiNo October 17, 2013
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razor piss

Painful male urination brought on by too much recent sex and alcohol.
Oh man, I stood in front of the toilet for 20 minutes trying to get my dick to bend down enough to piss. And when I did it was a RAZOR PISS!
by Ectomorph January 13, 2009
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piss factory

A shitty job, usually a summer job for teenagers who are really desperate for money and will lick cow balls to get it. Sung about in a Patti Smith song.
"Hey, man, Chelsea works at a real piss factory." "Yeah, I heard she has to shuck corn for six hours a day."
by bad manners May 08, 2005
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piss pipe

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.
by Ghost July 27, 2003
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pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.
"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."
by Diego September 04, 2003
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Piss-up

More commonly used in Australia; basically a social gathering or full-blown party intentionally to get drunk. Commonly associated with pisswrecked, pissed, wreckless, drunken, wrecked, fucked.
In the holidays, there was a massive-arse piss-up to celebrate no school. 'Twas well-sick :)
by *Dools* June 06, 2005
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taking the piss

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"
by xxoo May 15, 2003
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