by Dr._Mario April 21, 2019
Get the pirate blackmug. When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate
by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017
Get the limpyng piratemug. Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022
Get the Alabama piratemug. Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!
by CyndaChu February 2, 2019
Get the Painty the Piratemug. When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"
Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!
by J Suave December 6, 2021
Get the pirate partymug. Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019
Get the Pirate Proteinmug. This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.
Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?
Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.
Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.
by juancho September 4, 2014
Get the Skype Piratemug.