Pizza Strength

any feats of strength associated with or which are conjured by eating an enormous amount of Chicago's finest.

Lefler just slammed back 16 deep dish pepperoni and he saved that kid pinned beneath the bus with his pizza strength.

by Andrew Papa John's Davis March 21, 2011

Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.

Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!

by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

Pizza Girl

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.

Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."

by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014

Pizza Snob

A person who thinks the only good pizza is from New York or Chicago or the old country. Or argues about the origin of pizza like they have a monopoly on some ancient wisdom of the ages and anyone who likes Totinos or Godfathers is a fucktard.

You're a elitist pizza snob bitch, you can go fuck yourself.

by Akathebest May 1, 2015

pizza face

Someone with acne so bad, their face resembles a delicious pizza.

Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!

by scaryguy309 August 28, 2016

Pizza Whore

A person who will do anything for/with/on pizza

"Skylar is such a pizza whore"
"So is Honace"
"So is Emily"
"But Liz is the ultimate pizza whore i heard once she ate a whole pizza"
"Its true"

by Lets go fam June 10, 2016

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅

Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018