She is one of the funniest people on planet Earth. Although she may be passive at times, she’ll stand up for herself when it comes to incredibly random topics she feels strongly about. Pearl has a heart of gold and is intelligent, though she doesn’t accept being called “the smart kid”. You can count on her to know the latest news, trending or not. Pearl will always stick by your side and make your day.
Precious pearl
by anonymous December 13, 2021
Get the Pearlmug. by bee rye February 14, 2014
Get the pearl mustachemug. When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
Get the Nanny Pearlsmug. by Cannikay February 24, 2018
Get the Pearledmug. Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".
by Altzzzy July 20, 2021
Get the Blue Pearlmug. I gave her a pearl and dean necklace right across the chest - pa-pa, pa-pa papa papa papa-pa, papa papa pa pa pa-paaaa pah!
by Jeztastic December 28, 2018
Get the Pearl and Dean Necklacemug. Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortismug.