Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearl Harbor

To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 16, 2017

pearl milling

Pearl milling is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia.

Guys, I went pearl milling on Jenny for the first time, and she had a screaming orgasm.

by oleg1 February 11, 2021

Pearl milling

Sex act. When you make a pancake out of your pearls (semen) on someone's back or stomach.

Are you into pearl milling? I know some girls are and some aren't.

by ProfessionalLiabilities February 11, 2021

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 06, 2024

Mississippi pearl drop

Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.

Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?

by Ppgang official March 28, 2022