paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022

Paint

the stuff in your parents shower.
you found them when you were taking a bath and you thought they were doing arts and crafts because they were making a lot of noise in there the other day and now there’s glue on the wall.

you: yoooooo i just found this paint in the shower bro, i’m hungry so ima eat it..

5 hours later..

*dead*

by urmomgaee April 6, 2022

swap paint

Colliding with another car /vehicle

Most commonly used in racing

Be careful, that guy's nut and could swap paints if he had to

by The heat March 25, 2017

Indian paint

When you finger a girl on her period and the whip your fingers on her face to make a design, then stick you finger in her ass and whip it in her face to make a design, then jizz on her face

I put Indian paint on my girlfriend last night.

by Birdstheword_22 April 25, 2014

dry painting

another word for dickriding

glazer: *name* is the goat and everyone else is mid
person: bro stop dry painting them

by stingraii September 23, 2023

Painting

It’s used to bring your ideas to real life

A way to connect your thoughts with your love life . You can paint your bridesmaid dresses but have to draw outline

But your painting ideas will flourish when new ideas come to kind

Painting is where you embrace the innovation and productivity of life

It’s a hidden driving gem

by Happy Christian November 23, 2023

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011