packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

packing your box

A synonym for vigorous, vaginal sexual intercourse, between a man and a woman. Usually pertaining to the frantic pounding or thrusting of the male pelvis against the female pelvis or buttocks (depending on sexual position).

" I really enjoyed packing your box last night."

by TylerDurden May 13, 2016

packing a lot

Having a big dick

Hey looks like your packing a lot ...

by Man🔥🔥 February 26, 2017

Packing rope

Having a big dick. Originated at the Bahia mar in ft lauderdale

I hooked up with this phi psi and he was packing rope.

by Bahiamar March 23, 2017

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

Packing my suitcases

Used as a mid-sentance or post-sentance saying to express the fact that you're getting ready or will be getting ready to go on a trip.

It won't be long until I'm packing my suitcases!

by JoTheDefiner10 July 17, 2018