Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

*Baseball livestream: Hey, who's that guy in the audience rubbing his belly? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

Tim! Are you timming again?!

Man, he is timming another new prospect.

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

tim stubinski

Tim Stubinski (Also known as Dave the Dad) is a father of a ferocious cornstarch.

Tim Stubinski had a daughter. He was Dave The Dad

by BatOfApplesauce May 6, 2018

Tim Tam

When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.

"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."

by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018

Tim

A sexy guy with a sharp jawline, has a six pack, and has a HUGE dick. Bigger than most, he is italian, slim, but good looking.

he is fast and agile! you'd be surprised to see how fast he is! if you ever see someone with Tom you should be thinking about what you did wrong to not be friends with him

Girl #1 "Tim is so hot."
Tim: "Hey girl"
Girl #2 "OMG HEYYYY"

by Tim Lover February 2, 2018

tim dixon

Like a boss

I need to fix this like Tim Dixon

by Djangus Rhinestone May 5, 2018