deuce

A tall guy. A very loud annoying child. He has no friends and is gay. He hasn't came out yet. He is nice if he gets his way. Besides that he's an ass.

Deuce no one likes you.

by Glorious solitary lad April 16, 2022

Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.

The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022

deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

by Black107 November 1, 2006

Deuce

You know ur man,
Joe, or something,
Ah you do
With the mullet
Joe
Deuce
Ah you do

“Deuce man listen up!”

by nym.pseudo May 12, 2021

Deuce

Deuce is the social planner. There is never a dull moment around Deuce. He’s never met an enemy. He loves movies about gangsters amd drug dealers.

Hey Deuce… what are we doing tonight?

by Quag November 24, 2021

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014

DEUCE DESIGNER

A FASHION DESIGNER anybody can be.

Everything is here for you as the binary experience is coming.

Last time you had at least two MOUNTAIN DEWS and SHIT right away.

Hey everyone time to not condemn anybody for SHITTING their pants as they make a great DEUCE DESIGNER as just look at that and they are a marketing genius as their fashion product they just made is being noticed by their penetrating marketing style.

TWO, TO, TOO, 2, TU as that can be used to be an effective DEUCE DESIGNER and you may say SIX DEUCE has a jump on everybody.

Do the DEW DEW DEUCE as that is a cool DEUCE DESIGNER in the hear and now

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021