Animal Farm

A multi-species orgy

Bro, I think I impregnated a sheep and got
Chlamydia from the goat at that last Animal Farm

by KeylessQ June 23, 2022

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

Farm-Aholic

People that are super addicted to Facebook game, Farmville...

Yoshi - Whatcha doing?

Mrs. Villa - I'm on my farmville....

Yoshi - Oh, you're one of those ppl so called Farm-Aholics...

by Yoshimaticz November 5, 2010

Farm

Flabby arms

WOW I didn't know she was a farmer?

What do you mean?

Check out her farms in that picture!!

by Deyofarmer September 1, 2016

Compliment Farm

Post or thread on social media created solely to garner positive attention and validation. Often these "compliment farms" will pose under the guise of vulnerable or marginalized individuals seeking help or support. These "compliment farmers" will pretend to suffer from real issues or dilemmas, such as body dysmorphic disorder, to inspire agreements, head pats (and OF link views) from their audience.

Q: "Awww man this girl posted in /r/amiugly and she is maybe a 10/10. Isn't that sad?"
A: "Its probably a compliment farm - look at her post history."
Q: "Yea, im seeing some thirstrappyness here. Belongs in /r/ValidateMe"

by /u/UrbanSombrero August 14, 2023