The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.
Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”
A: “ Farm Aid”
by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021
Get the Farm aid mug.Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
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by bucket fudger April 15, 2024
Get the pure farm mug.1) A badass hot woman that actually runs the show on the farm
2) A hot farm girl that uses her charm and looks to get what she wants
3)the opposite of a barn boss
2) A hot farm girl that uses her charm and looks to get what she wants
3)the opposite of a barn boss
The Farm Fatale told the Barn Boss she was getting a new horse.
When I asked who ran the farm they pointed to the good looking woman. Then I knew she was a farm Fatal.
When I asked who ran the farm they pointed to the good looking woman. Then I knew she was a farm Fatal.
by FarmerMark82 April 28, 2020
Get the farm fatale mug.Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.
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