Penis Pie

A large pastry dish constructed out of phallic organs, usually baked.

May I offer you some hefty quantities of my very own penis pie?

by coolguy16v May 27, 2003

Penis in the popcorn

The act of hiding one's penis in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. This is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim's focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.

When using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect penis into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. A more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the penis must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.

"Dominic and I were watching March of the Penguins last night, and when I went to reach for the Redenbacher's, he got me with the old penis in the popcorn trick again! I got a different buttery, salty snack than I was hoping for."

by The Popper March 4, 2009

penis wink

When you jack off a male and the hole of his penis looks like its winking at you .

his penis wink exploded.

by tricia n sondra November 12, 2007

Penis Funk

The smell that comes with a stinky cock. Similar to fromunder Cheese

I need to take a bath to get rid of this penis funk.

by GJakLang84 January 30, 2009

penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail

penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery

by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

Penis Pad

When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.

When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.

by bigdogshlo69 January 10, 2012

Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018