Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 29, 2022

Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.

Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.

“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”

by Hornywalter69 August 21, 2019

Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.

Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.

by Bobby1236 February 29, 2012

Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.

Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.

by kendoobious February 10, 2022

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 29, 2020