reptile jizz

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

A jizz skip

a woman who is filled up like a skip full of man cum

your mum is a jizz skip

by lango1945 May 12, 2016

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.

My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.

by The-cc August 29, 2017

Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011

moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018