jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory

I just did the jizz in the shizz

by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.

Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

Fizz Jizz

When you pour McDonald’s sprite down her coochie.

Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 March 7, 2020

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013