Front hitch

When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)

“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”

by Anonymous9284839929493 April 9, 2021

Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021

Front butt

A person has a “front but “ when the fat in the front of their body matches the back and it appears that they could sit down in either direction

Front butt : large round fat deposit in the lower front part of the body

by Theosourus November 15, 2017