The guy at a who when ever your with them at night and it hits 12 am says good morning to everyone thinking he is extremely clever
Kanye West was at the club and once it hit 12 am he yelled out Good Morning! Everyone hated him even more for being the good morning guy.
by oshackhennessy December 29, 2013
Get the Good Morning Guymug. guhd-moore-neen bon-ch
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
by phil anselmo November 29, 2004
Get the Good Morning Banchemug. Pooping on a sunday morning.
by Terrence April 13, 2003
Get the Poop on a Sunday morningmug. A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.
Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.
Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010
Get the Saturday Morning Peemug. by Mehiscool123 November 26, 2016
Get the good mythical morningmug. 1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
1) Thief in the morning dew
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
by TheBayBender September 9, 2010
Get the Thief in the morning dewmug. Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
by Hym Iam August 6, 2022
Get the Morning piss chemicalsmug.