Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

Noob Question

A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.

Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!

by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018

Random Noob

Extremely dislikes people who dont follow the rules or goes agienst his judgement

Person 1: *says something bad*
Person 2: -ban
Person 1: Stop pulling a Random Noob

by Neko_Sora September 26, 2019

Noob Cop

These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.

Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!

by Vegal January 12, 2012

Noob Hole

A Noob Hole is a hole in the human body reserved for babies and afterbirth

My Noob Hole is crowning

by Sketchy Gamer March 12, 2019

NOOB HAHA

when someone tell you “NOOB HAHA” that means (depends if your in a game) YOU ARE BAD AT THE GAME but if IN irl YOU ARE BAD AT LIFE (or the person who’s saying it is really toxic/ jealous)

YOU ARE A LIL NOOB HAHA XD NOOBY NOOB NOOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STUPID NOOBBBBB

by Yumi lol July 27, 2021

princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.

some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.

by bobdod December 8, 2014