Myspace

A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight!11!!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.

Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace!"
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."

by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007

Myspacer

Someone who is overly aggressive socially. Usually used in a derogatory manner when someone is trying too hard to climb the social ladder.

Yo, look at that myspacer.

by Coral Lights December 7, 2006

thats so myspace

a phrase used to comment on someone or something that is at least one of the following:

1) overly-emo
2) seeking too much attention
3) inappropriately hitting on someone via internet
4) exposing more of your life than you should be
5) creating a false illusion of one's self
6) way too slutty than a person would normally be

"thats so myspace" brings back feelings from the days when we were all such horrible myspace whores. now living in the seemingly more mature world of Facebook, we use this phrase to frown on all things myspace since we're all such better people now and don't make foolish mistakes like having unprotected sex with a stranger you've been messaging for the past 6 hours with. can also be used when someone is seeking attention by exposing their supposed depression which may or may not be accompanied by suicidal actions/comments. also, "thats so myspace" is used when reminded of the glory days of myspace... the days when the girls were super easy, foolish, and were more than willing to do ANYTHING for some guy she has not yet met in person.

via gawd-awful FB chat:
Raymond: Dude. What's up with your new pics in your profile pics section? And that strangely vague status message that hints at suicide?
Josh: Just been feeling a lil down lately... I feel a slight release of the pain inside when I document these moments with the use of my 16.1 megapixel camera.

Raymond: Geeeezzzz... Thats so myspace!!

Josh: I knew you wouldn't understand. Hey, can you can you come over and help me take some awkward angle pix? My arm is getting tired from doing it myself.

Raymond: No... And once again, "thats so myspace!"

by Mr. Chavez March 2, 2010

Myspace ChatRoom

Chat Rooms on myspace where you go and talk about sex drugs and rock and roll

hey lets go hit on some 14 year old in the myspace chatroom and hit on some 14 year old whore.

by Faretta April 16, 2007

myspacecomplex

Bought about by long sessions in front of your pc,
where u think every strange or random message on mySpace is a character assasination.
Usually associated with a bad come-down and/or mental illness.

The Dog? The Cat? Esquilax? I must have developed myspacecomplex.

by Deshi and The Princess February 7, 2007

MySplurking

Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of him/her.

I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplurking her ...

by GripeApe November 14, 2006

myspacer

A myspace friend who is friends with a hot girl that has her profile set to private. Hence, they are a "spacer" between you and the object of your desire.

I'd love to talk to Amy, but right now she's got Cheryl as a myspacer.

by Jaybill July 10, 2007