GripeApe's definitions

MySplurking

Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of him/her.

I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplurking her ...

by GripeApe November 14, 2006

MySplurking

Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of him/her.

I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplurking her ...

by GripeApe November 12, 2006

Harpestering

Pestering someone to the point of it bordering on harassment.

Chuck sent so many emails to Danielle simply trying to evoke a response that she found the behavior so harpestering that she finally responded with an invitation to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

by GripeApe November 16, 2006

MySplualking

Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of them.

I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplualking her ...

by GripeApe November 12, 2006