Definitions by GripeApe
Harpestering
Chuck sent so many emails to Danielle simply trying to evoke a response that she found the behavior so harpestering that she finally responded with an invitation to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
Harpestering by GripeApe November 16, 2006
MySplurking
Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of him/her.
I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplurking her ...
MySplurking by GripeApe November 14, 2006
MySplualking
Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of them.
I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplualking her ...
MySplualking by GripeApe November 12, 2006
MySplurking
Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of him/her.
I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplurking her ...
MySplurking by GripeApe November 12, 2006