Muddy Tug of War 

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

Muddy Tug of War by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

muddy hanks 

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

muddy hanks by Memo watkins November 20, 2016

muddy submarine 

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

muddy submarine by The Red October March 20, 2017

Muddy Catfish 

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

Muddy Catfish by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017

Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.

Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.

Muddy Coles by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017

muddy snowflake

Anus or butt hole

I would eat that muddy snowflake

muddy snowflake by Ori9inalfarmer May 12, 2017

muddy snake 

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.

Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.

muddy snake by Famstrokern June 28, 2017