Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.

'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum

by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022

Your mum also

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.

Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

Mum

Loves you

Jk your mum does not love you

by Hello 1w345 June 12, 2024

mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen

“Your gf cheating”
“Acc? Say mums”
“Mums”

by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020

MUM

Is very fat

Hey your mum is very fat

by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022

Gus’s Mum

Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck

Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere

by I want to fuck Gus’s Mum January 17, 2021