myspace

a cult that will suck you in whatever chance it gets.
Don't be fooled, children.
Myspace is bad shit.

Robin goes on myspace for 7 hours a time. How much lower can you get?

by OHMYJULIET. April 12, 2008

Myspace

The teenagers average need. This website has spread like wildfire through out every local high school. Students watch dayly to see weither they've recieved picture comments, messages, comments, tagged photos and new friend invites. In desperatly seeking popularity points some drastically turn to uploading naked images of themselves; thus a myspace whore is born. Mysace whore's are people who cant function with there own life so they turn to the computer. Myspace; a saviour or a killer?

Caution: Myspace is Highly Addictive.

by Myspace1318 October 3, 2008

Myspace Pwn'd

when you send someone a message over myspace and you get a nasty reply and you send back the best response you can to make the person angry and then you block them so they can't message you back

Guy: Hey check my youtube video out. Its so cool.
Girl: Wtf, soulja boy can rap better then that, fuckin lame.
Guy: Its very flattering for you to like my dick so much, but its not enough room for you on there, so jump the fuck off
Block The User
guy: myspace pwn'd

by hankydooodle3 April 3, 2009

myspace

A social networking site that was popular a few years ago when scene kids were taking over the world. It died along with Bebo, when everyone realised high camera angles and clipped fringes aren't hot anymore. Now it's all about telling stalkers you just ate a cheese sandwich on Twitter or prepping it up on Facebook.

"lolz do you have a myspace? it's totally hxc/rad <3"
"nah bubba, i have facebook though ftw"
"lolz isn't that like for old people tho? <3"

by lolololololololzzzzzz July 13, 2009

myspace noob

a myspace noob can be classified by 3 or more of the following examples.

1.has just gotten a myspace.
2.adds EXTREME amounts of apps.
3.adds EXTREME amounts of songs, usually recent and or overhyped shit.(see lil wayne for more details)
4.adds EXTREME amounts of cheesy, terrible jokes onto their page surrounded by a shitty border, usually in the form of an HTML picture.
5.adds EXTREME amounts of people, including celebrities, people that their friends know but they themselves dont, and just random people from another town.

there is no known cause of becoming a "myspace noob". it is EXTREMELY common to see 3 of the above examples within the first week of someone getting a myspace.

Bill:hey ted, did you hear that jim just got a myspace? its decorated with shitty jokes and he has 70 friends, mostly celebrities.

Ted:well i guess that means jim's a myspace noob.

by Budda2212 July 31, 2009

MySpace

A Dead Zone!

Joe: Do you have a MySpace?

Ruth: WTF? Is this 2010?
do we still do MySpace? thats a dead zone..better getcho ass a Twitter!

by Shes Smart March 25, 2010

Myspace

Usually used for a website, myspace is used as an insult to show how slow the person is or how gay they are.

guy#1: you are as slow as myspace.
guy#2: Fuck you.

guy#1: you are like myspace.
guy#2: you are like a douche-bag.

guy#1: hurry up mr. myspace.
guy#2 Shut the hell up mr. ass hole.

by jimmybobob October 29, 2006