monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.

“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”

by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022

i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Moose

A reference to the highest God within the pantheon of animal deities.

All praise the Moose!

by Limon1114 September 2, 2024

A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.

Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!

by Apex Mango April 7, 2015

Moose Factory

Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.

Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 15, 2022