Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Moose

Someone who yawns loudly and sounds like a moose

Omg april is such a moose

by Cowrapist November 5, 2017

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 19, 2017

Moose fur

When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.

Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.

by Safety salamander November 21, 2017

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

ya moose

Apple in Spanish

I want a ya moose

by Boi!! May 9, 2018