cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

slug monster

i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.

1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".

2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.

by Kade/Sarah February 18, 2008

munchy monster

when you have the munchies and out of food, so you call up a friend or someone you sorta know and offer to smoke him up if he brings a pizza..

munchy monster: ring, ring..
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster

by cleverati May 14, 2008

Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.

He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.

by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

Monster Smash

Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard

"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."

by Sush God October 11, 2016