Mentally 17

The phrase was coined by 2hollis discord user "toasti" after he was asked "im 16 is that ok?" by fellow 2cord member "crash"

"I can still fuck her bro im mentally 17"

by magazineboy223 August 2, 2025

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

mental abuser

the act of one talking absolutely nonsense and lies and turns the blame on other people.

{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"

by mental abuser June 26, 2023

Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.

"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."

by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016

Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant

I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear

by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019