Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Marios

Marios is the guy always reading non educational books but studies only when he is taking exams. He wears glasses and cannot decide how to make his hair so he gets a yee-yee-ass haircut. He is calm but when he is in a good mood he spams with jokes and laughs screaming. He is the right guy to tell the sins that you have done but he will make jokes about it. He is an atheist and also he is suicidal.

If someone tells you a very bad secret and you ask them to commit suicide with you immediately you are a Marios.

by Andy asian cousin November 20, 2021

MARIO

A "italian" character in a video game. Has a partner called Luigi.

Oh look, its MARIO!
Do you want to play MARIO?

by Lovewords321 April 28, 2017

Mario

This nigga won’t stop singing, every time I hear him he just won’t stop and to be cool you either have to smoke vape or do drugs or you ain’t no cool kid

Mario “ that’s just the way it is, the way. The way the way”

by Some random as nigga October 19, 2020

Mario Juarez

Tall brown long hair red hoodie likes caigen Mario is a cool person to be around but don’t mess with him when he is in a bad mood he will snap on you he does not like certain people he hates drama he does not like dating he is the type of person that likes to be with his friends more than girls

Mario Juarez is the best friend you could have he is lit to the moon and back

by Whiteboycash11 May 6, 2019

Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3

Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

Orange Mario

Also Known as Wario.

He is the evil version of Mario and is brothers with the almighty Waluigi.

Person 1 "Hey you know Wario?"
Person 2 "You mean Orange Mario?"
Person 1 "What the hell is wrong with you, it's Wario."
Person 2 "No, his name is Orange Mario"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021