logic

the answer and reason to everything

Friend 1:... and then the my character died. Like, seriously, I got shot in the foot!
Friend 2: Cause logic, duh.

by epiclogic October 8, 2013

logic fucked

when in an argument your logic completely fucks up the other persons line of thinking that you automatically win the argument

man she found the shit on facebook and completely logic fucked me

by Ravenpoe19 November 30, 2014

leggings

a thot device for enticing men under 12

look at her leggings man, be careful with that one she'll get ya

by handjob_ava_-jizzy_jazzy February 1, 2019

logical leap

1. Jump into conclusion without being backed by premises or no premises at all
2. Connecting two irrelevant shits and deceiving yourself/themselves for being relevant

List of logical leap:
1. Questionable Cause (non causa pro causa/cocoklogi)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Hasty generalizations
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Being overdramatic (slippery slope and/or strawman)
6. Red Herring

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and logical leap!

by Sir. B November 20, 2021

saturday logic

British Slang, An expression used to explain or justify a particular incident or series of events because of the existence of an alternative logic applicable to certain social situations.

"Where the fuck has Dave gone? It's his round!"
"He's gone back with that girl"
"Ah fair enough, thats Saturday Logic I guess"

"Sitting in the freezing cold watching a bunch of overpaid footballers lose yet again - and paying for the privilege - now thats Saturday Logic"

by Laith G May 12, 2006

mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

by Apmac June 28, 2008

KG Logic

Logical explanation of how you know something based entirely in anecdotal and unrelated evidence. Generally, this evidence can be traced back to a previous introspective conversation between you and yourself.

"I know that I left the milk on the counter becuase I was thinking to myself in that moment, isnt it odd that im leaving this milk on the counter."

I know that I did not leave the lights on last night becuase I remember thinking to myself as I turned the lights off, I'm going to need to be in the office early tomorrow. I remember that moment specifically, so I must not have been the one that left the lights on."

You cant use KG Logic to get yourself out of this one!

by Muhahaha388 February 23, 2011