the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

by Ymetho December 11, 2017

Lit like a lighthouse

When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.

Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.

by Julloa7 January 17, 2018

ate the light

Ran a red light

Yo slow down you just ate the light!

by Frieswitcheese June 1, 2018

Is there light in your house

How Nigerian girls stylishly say they want to have sex

Is there light in your house?? I want to charge my phone..

by A Broken Boyfriend July 31, 2019

Dipped into the light

Dipped into the light means that you have either smoked, snorted, and or injected methamphetamine.

Yeah my friend Adam over here just dipped into the light a couple days ago. Response. “Oooohhh reallyyyy???”

by Kegstand May 28, 2020

ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016