Kyle isn't the most caring and loyal friend you'll ever meet. He's hot as fu*k and will always look out for you in any situation. He's normally a quiet guy, somehow with loads of friends. He's smart and clever, and even funny when you get close to him. 1000/10 Would definitely date.
by Jessica Laura June 04, 2017
1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.
2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.
2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.
Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.
by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022
by Einsteinsenstien April 17, 2022
by Afriendheheehehehehe May 09, 2021
a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019