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if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."
by lalala36 October 8, 2009
mugGet the if you know what i meanmug.

Fuck If i know yet

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night
The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board
by Your big old fat mommy April 11, 2018
mugGet the Fuck If i know yetmug.

Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.
The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!
by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011
mugGet the Doesn't know dick about Richardmug.

Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
by MrKapper July 9, 2006
mugGet the Not know whether one is Arthur or Marthamug.

i know who killed me

Best movie of 2007. Bad enough to be called genius. The plot is so contrived, the acting so poor, the script so inane, that it holds the prestigious honor of being the best movie of the year. And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan is the star.
"I saw "I Know Who Killed Me" stoned out of my mind and it was incredible. Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but that bitch is fucking hot."
by Trossles January 9, 2008
mugGet the i know who killed memug.

i know obamas last name

listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
AHHHHHH
sbs
i know obamas last name
no you dont

yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said

huh?
DIE
AHHH
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020
mugGet the i know obamas last namemug.

do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.
Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”
by Mike Hawk19 July 10, 2021
mugGet the do you know who candice ismug.

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