Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.
by Medidichi February 9, 2021
Get the Polishing the knobmug. When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob
Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob
by Facia February 26, 2019
Get the Corn on the knobmug. An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
Get the knowledge knobmug. by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018
Get the Knob hungmug. by Gladus Tuesday March 7, 2020
Get the bitch knobmug. A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person
Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!
by Mike December 26, 2004
Get the this knobmug. by anonymous June 6, 2025
Get the Gorilla knobmug.