Fascist Cock Knob

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.

I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

by Grumpy Buddha June 04, 2023

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 27, 2004

Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019

Turnin knobs

exploring all opportunities to their fullest;going all out;not being scared to examine all possibilities..

to rush a situation thereby maximizing the potential of a fun evening(usually used in party or club scenarios)

origin:Lia and gwong at hawaiian brians Go Jimmy Go concert 9/6/13

person 1: "You're not going to actually try that are you?"

person 2 "screw it ..I'm turnin knobs boo..imma go for it!"

by gwong September 07, 2013

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016

Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.

Callan is such a knob fairy

by imbatman.noireallyam July 02, 2014

Knob Jockey

Someone who talks total pure shite and act like they know it all or the like the dick and ride it as if it's a horse like sea biscuit.

See him he's talking shite the Knob Jockey

Damn she rode my dick like a fucking Knob Jockey

by Ace P Princess April 07, 2018