Kitten

An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.

Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*

by xx0numb0xx August 11, 2010

Kitchen

Women belong here.

"Hey honey, don't make me beat you, get back to the kitchen"

by Gook Beater November 24, 2018

Kittensaurusrex

A rather large half fluffy half scaly evil being that plans to eat people and take over the universe.
It also likes to sex up small children, don't ask why it just does.

"Dude do you see that kid getting raped by the kittensaurusrex"-MaT
"Yeah and he's eating some dude too"-Zane
"Has anyone seen my child... OH MY GOD IT'S A KITTENSAURUSREX RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!"-Judy
"What the fuck did Zane slip in my drink?"-Sav

by TMJ_Kitten_Eater August 4, 2009

Kitten-caboodle

Started in the late to mid 1990s

A pet name given to a beautiful girl whom you will always love more then all the stars in the universe.

RoseAnn, I love you so much... you will always be my “kitten-caboodle”!

by Jbluvsrd71595 September 2, 2018

Kitchen

If you get tired having sex on the usual bed, this area in your household is an option.

Hey Tatianna, your bedroom gets lamer every single day. Let's screw in the kitchen.

by xph0enixxx November 21, 2011

Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

wood kitchen

Area in your yard for cutting, splitting and piling firewood.

For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"

by big donut man March 9, 2011