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josh mackie

Josh Mackie is a hung ass mother fucker. He will steal yo girl and destroy her insides with his enormously large penis. When girls come near him, it's like a tractor beam of hotness that just pulls them in. Once they see him, they immediately take off their clothes.
by 2120144248 May 14, 2015
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Josh and molly

A cute couple that always argue but never ever break up it’s almost impossible , Molly is pretty with a big heart but can be scared and will often back away if she is scared something bad will happen, josh is a loving person who is very soft and has a lot of friends he can make silly mistakes but will always end up being forgiven . Molly and josh are an amazing couple I’m so jelaous
by Cutecoupleslololxx June 17, 2018
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Josh murffit

A horny bisexual fuckbunny with a 2 inch dong. (rapist)
Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??
by tyroneniggaer March 16, 2020
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josh jam

Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.
The Dow 30 got another josh jam, up +30 in the last few minutes - that's the third day in a row!
by evanesce June 6, 2011
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josh carrington

josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.
josh carrington is a propa sound fella
by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022
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josh baum

the best human being alive. he gets all the girls. yum!
by penisbuttaidsass September 9, 2019
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josh mudding

Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.
Woah bro, did you sink your truck in that mud hole? Nah, I went Josh mudding for the day.
by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020
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