jacks

alone; single; partnerless; not in a group;

i'm on my jacks.
or
i'm on my j's (abbrev)

by Greaser November 9, 2003

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Jackson

When an Australian man leaves a strip club without notifying his friends.

He went and did a Jackson last night

by Irishbloke May 20, 2016

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Jocksist • jockspeak • jockster • Jockstrapping • jockstrap-sniffers • Jocksucker • jocksygen • Jocks fag • Jocks my cock • Jocks On Horses

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.

1. Jacques Chirac.
2. Jacques Chirac.

by FalseHope April 16, 2004

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To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

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andrew jackson

Fucking best president ever!!! He legally owns every $20 bill. He threw a party on the whitehouse lawn with a huge wheel of cheese. He gets down with the bitches and hoes. He was the original mark wahlberg. A true badass.

Shit, that gansta's straight up Andrew Jackson.

by Bill Callis May 1, 2009

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Jacksonvile,Florida

Murder capital of the united states.

Jacksonvile,Florida:Murder capital of the united states.
New jersey: Duchebag Capital of the united states.
New York: Dickhead capital of the united states.
Blairsvile Georgia:Unknown capital of JACK SHIT!

by Thatdudefromflorida January 22, 2011

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jockspeak

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).

"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation

by Chasity Harlan, Rebecca Pashby, and Kelly Boman January 1, 2005

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