fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.

My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.

by The-cc August 29, 2017

moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege

I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019