maga-in-law

When you have extended family who rallied, identified and/or defended Donald J Trump's irrational presidency.

I want to see my brother but I want to avoid his Maga-in-laws

by horse man April 14, 2022

Dibs Law

If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.

Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.

by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022

Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020

Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

law of shananagans

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries

the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions

by stud-muffin November 27, 2012

Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019