Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Front

The cover.

Don't you fuckin' get it. It means the fuckin cover. Like the front of the book dipshit.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019

banana fronts

Tight jeans wore by a well hung individuals(Mainly wore by minorities.)

Girl 1: Wow! look down there do you see that?
Girl 2: Oh you mean his banana fronts, I sure would like to peel that!

by Bruce Hurtz May 11, 2008

Front Sniffer

when the tip of someone’s nose goes so high up that u can see into someone’s nostrils and u can see someone’s nostrils fully from straight on

wow she’s got a front sniffer

by gjust123 November 7, 2023

Front butt

A person has a “front but “ when the fat in the front of their body matches the back and it appears that they could sit down in either direction

Front butt : large round fat deposit in the lower front part of the body

by Theosourus November 15, 2017

Front Eye

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 1, 2021