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Get the horse girl mug.I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.
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Get the horse pal mug.An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!
Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011
Get the Earley Horse mug.The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together
Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.
The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
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