Horny Ninja

1. What you get when you sing "I'm a hoodie ninja in a fast asian accent.

2. A ninja who is horny.

1. Jennifer: "I'm a ninja. I'm a horny ninja!" Samantha: "Did you say horny ninja???"

Jennifer: "No, I said I'm a hoodie ninja. I just said it in a fast asian accent."
Samantha: "Ohhh."

2. Ted is gonna beat me with his naked num chuck, because he is a horny ninja.

by Mrs. Candy January 2, 2012

No horny october

No getting horny at all. exp, wanting to fuck, flirting, ext.

Emma - "i'm horny!"

Jack - "you failed No horny october!"

by Rose Gold 😼✌️ October 2, 2020

Horny Hottie

A Horny Hottie (or HH for short) is a dominating and irresistably handsome male, often the subject of pursuit by an attracted Hot_Milfy_Mom, amongst many others. Repeated encounters with Hot_Milfy_Mom will invariably lead to the formation of a Milfy Crush. Holds the power of the Milfy Cream within his grasp.

"Look at that Horny Hottie...I'd tap that!"
--Hot_Milfy_Mom

by CaptainStupendous November 29, 2011

Horny Cow

A fat chick that gets horny after stuffing her face with corn dogs, tacos and anything that represents a cock. Usually happens at the food festival.

Leon: dude look at the Horny Cow.

Chris:She most likely had a hot dog.

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

baby horny

Spontaneous orgasm at the sight of a small infant, prominant in young females, teenage girls, and those who havnt gone through pregnancy.

"aww that baby is soo cute let me hold it!"

by Gonzo March 3, 2005

horny on main

someone who is literally horny all the goddamn time. they might be annoying depending on who you are.

Jason's horny on main, dude. It's starting to concern me.

by kiwibo October 15, 2019

Horny Harman

A situation of a guy jacking-off while searching through porn. OR Simply wanking for no horny reason.

He is being a horny harman while he's home alone.

by Annie Londona May 18, 2011