Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.

I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.

by Douglas78 July 2, 2011

Grass Shinobi

Grass shinobi. Meaning... Getting a kill in a pvp game by a crazy way in which is an mmo or shooter game.

Wow! What A Grass Shinobi Moment!!!

by Grass Shinobi January 16, 2021

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 6, 2020

Grass

The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.

Touch Grass.

by Shimuf May 17, 2023