Fruit Cup Apology

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.

Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.

by Fragglerock March 20, 2015

Fruit basket

But your junk in a bowl fruits n give it to someone to eat it

Joe was hungrey for snack until someone give him a fruit basket

by Dee.Anthony December 30, 2009

Passion fruit

A homosexual act where a man performs oral sex on another man's Anus.

The term is popularized in drakes song " passion fruit ".

Gary indulged in mathews passion fruit.

by Doc verbz April 5, 2017

Juicy Fruit Lips

a nice big, juicy set of lips; Lips that you look at and the only thing you can think of is kissing and biting on them, not hard of course.

I could make out with those juicy fruit lips of yours all day.

by MUMUHEX October 15, 2008

fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

fruit ninja warrior

somebody who slices themselves.

person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"

by oooooong June 16, 2022

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023