Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

Front butt

A person has a “front but “ when the fat in the front of their body matches the back and it appears that they could sit down in either direction

Front butt : large round fat deposit in the lower front part of the body

by Theosourus November 15, 2017

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 1, 2021