Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

fri3d

Another way of addressing your superior

Oh Sorry Fri3d...

by Distrubed! September 20, 2011

Friday moment

That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.

Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."

by opalhat August 22, 2014

Fradazzled

Combination of being frazzled & bedazzled

Being in a unfamiliar situation Fradazzled me

by Sellthesun August 15, 2015

Friday Night Special

The act of getting together with all your buddies at the end of a long stressful week for a night of partying and drinking

"Hey Bob you wanna come to the Friday night special this week? Gonna be a total rager"

"Sure bill sounds like fun"

by Bushdid6911 July 28, 2016

friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016

Friday Boxers

The clothing you put on when it's Friday and you just want to kick back and drink a few beers.

Bob: hey joe, did ya come to the party last night?

Joe: naw man, I was watching WWE in my Friday boxers

by Adam "Savage" Taurus September 20, 2016