freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

Freaky

A very nasty word used to express love

Lets go get in the bed and get freaky

by SAlvarybacon May 31, 2018

golden freddy

Golden Freddy who likes to get in your office, even if the fucking doors at fucking closed

Your such a golden Freddy, getting in my room when I don't notice.

by LDPSANTOS April 14, 2015

Fredo

A pretend racial slur for Italians, made up by CNN’s Chris Cuomo, so he can swear and threaten people.

"No, punk-a** b****es from the Right call me Fredo," Cuomo says. "My name is Chris Cuomo, I'm an anchor on CNN."

"Fredo is from 'The Godfather,' he was that weak brother and they're using it as an Italian aspersion," Cuomo continued. "It's like the 'n-word' for us."
Cuomo responded: "I'll f***ing ruin your shit. I'll f***ing throw you down these stairs like a f***ing punk."

Hi Fredo.

by hawkbball August 12, 2019

freeloading

A person who is a freeloading is a person who is basically using you -- most often for a place to live/room and board: a place to stay permanetly if they can or just to crash if necessary; a free meal ticket; drugs; clothing; transportation; entertainment, and money-- basically whatever they can get their greedy lil paws on. If at some point you become obsolte or unusable to the freeloader they will usally find another host body (usually a wealthier one) to feed off of. Freeloading requires one to be extrememly manipulative and kniving.

person 1 : I wanted to help my friend M out and invited her to stay with me for a while but she ended up freeloading off of me and sucking me dry of all my recorcources (as stated above); eventually I had to kick her freeloading ass out. She eventually even found a job but still didn't make any attempt at restitution, which is common among freeloaders.

person 2: freeloading is the lowest form of any of these other forms: couch surfers, phrogs, sqatters etc.. because they are usually friends who knowingly betray your trust and are usually just in it to use you. Freeloaders are basically just users at heart and people should be careful of letting freeloaders into their homes, because once they are in they do NOT like to leave.

by Magdelana September 28, 2006

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

by linzoy August 26, 2003

freak magnet

Someone who can't help but attract freaks.

Judy: I'm a freak magnet.
Deric: I know.

by Deric July 14, 2004