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elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017
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flip-flop

Regular Verb; transitive

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
I flip-flop every day.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
by ElButifarrero May 25, 2022
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Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.
"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.
by Melbear August 18, 2018
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Flop out

When your fish commits suicide and jumps out of its bowl.
Having a fish funeral today, poor lil beta did a flop out on me.
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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National flip flop day

On September 2nd Where all crips become bloods nd bloods become crips for a day
“Yoo we can wear red bandannas today it’s national flip flop day.”
by Hanghbcf September 2, 2019
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on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind
-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
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Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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