Flat Rim

The sexual act of having one person in a downward dog position with their ass in the air and the other person doing the spider walk towards their partners asshole to give a rim job.

Eric came over last night and he showed me how to Flat Rim and let me tell you Julie my back hurts.

by Hungbrisket January 25, 2022

Flat faced ugly

Endearing name given to the First Nations on the west coast of Canada.

He, look at all the flat faced uglies netting salmon on the river!
James joe, who is he again?
He lives on the Rez, he’s a flat faced ugly.

by Timmy-o-tool July 16, 2018

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.

Wow that’s a flat minor!

by readysethaction July 1, 2018

Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.

Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh

by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016

Flat pack kid

Commonly used towards Swedish boys as an attempt of dis-hearten them or bully.

Oh my god Liam u flat pack kid

by Eva_smith_ November 8, 2018