Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Fish Water

When you are so bad, not even dog water or rice water can express it

Omg I boxed that guy, he’s so frickin fish water

by cryo-kun April 25, 2021

fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.

by jonny shingas September 9, 2010

scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.

yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007

weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

Fish Flop

Its when you're high and Orgasm so hard flop around like a fish out of water.

Last night after getting baked I had the best Fish Flop.

by Hylogenous February 15, 2018